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Knives for children
Children need knives to have adorable kid knife fights
Spicy Milk
Looks and smells just like normal milk, but is really, really spicy
Terrorist watch list
Get your friend put on the terrorist watch list
Convert the rainforest
The rainforest is a stupid waste of space, let's replace it with something cool like a bunch of LaserQuests
Bring back foxhunting
Give money to something that really matters: the lobby to re-legalise foxhunting
Reverse feminism
This programme gives money to organisations which teach young women that will never amount to anything more than someone's wife so they should not try
Bacon for vegans
Goes towards bacon which our volunteers will then throw at vegans