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Knives for children

children
Children need knives to have adorable kid knife fights

Spicy Milk

Milk
Looks and smells just like normal milk, but is really, really spicy

Terrorist watch list

alt
Get your friend put on the terrorist watch list

Convert the rainforest

rainforest
The rainforest is a stupid waste of space, let's replace it with something cool like a bunch of LaserQuests

Bring back foxhunting

foxhunting
Give money to something that really matters: the lobby to re-legalise foxhunting

Reverse feminism

feminism
This programme gives money to organisations which teach young women that will never amount to anything more than someone's wife so they should not try

Bacon for vegans

bacon
Goes towards bacon which our volunteers will then throw at vegans